Monday, August 6, 2007

If God had a Voice Mail

(I loved this one, and wanted to share it on my blog)

We have all learned to live with "voice mail" as a necessary part of modern life.
But have you wondered, what if God decided to install voicemail ?"

Imagine praying and hearing this:

Hi! Thank you for calling GOD.
Please select one of the following options:
Press 1 for Requests
Press 2 for Thanksgiving
Press 3 for Complaints
Press 4 for All Other Inquiries.
Else wait for our Customer Support Executive.

What if God used the familiar excuse...
"I'm sorry, all of our angels are busy helping other sinners right now. However, your prayer is
important to us and will be answered in the order it as received, so please stay on the line."

Can you imagine getting these kinds of responses as you call God in Prayer:
If you would like to speak to Ganeshji, Press 1.
For Lord Hanuman, Press 2.
For Lord Krishna, Sorry He is on Annual Leave!
For a directory of other God's & Angels, Press 3.
If you would like to hear Narad singing a Bhajan while you are holding, please press 4.
To find out if a loved one has been assigned to Heaven, Press 5,
Enter his or her PAN number, then press the 0 key.
If you get a negative response, try area code 420 for (Hell).
Our computers show that you have already prayed once today.
Please hang up and try again tomorrow.
This office is closed for the weekend to observe a religious holiday.
Please pray again Monday after 9:30 AM. If you need emergency assistance
when this office is closed, contact your local Priest at your neighbourhood Temple.



Anuj :) said...
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Anuj :) said...

hahaha :) THANK YOU GOD!!!!

Ankita said...

yea!! thank God!!

Nupur said...

hahahahahha..awesome read..Really THANK GOD!!!

Suraj said...

Gr8 thought... thanks to you & will thank god for this everyday without fail :o)

jayu said...

Thanks to god for listening to us and our prayers every second, thank u for the blog, it is very entertaining one

Amrita said...

Cool one! thank god!

Vish said...

hahahahahahaha..hilarious :-)

Nitin Vazirani said...

Ah! Someone just answered my call, after LOOOONG! It was GOD ... 1 wish granted, 2 left!

Ashish Papadkar said...

Great..Great Great! Your thought and writing always brings some insight to me. Thank You Ma'am for your amazing thought.